mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(Source: whoales, via fightbacknotfair)

oaf-whisperer:

when butter is too hard to spread

(via beingfetus)

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

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brandnewswastikas:

“Grandmother, what big ears you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“They’re called ‘plugs’ not ‘gauges,’” said the wolf. 

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